get off the short bus

an expression used to tell someone to stop acting like such a retard or to pay attention.

Person 1 (usually from a bible belt state): "Hey man, I think intelligent design is good theory."

Person 2 (not from a bible belt state): "Man get off the short bus."

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ninjas

A group (ninjas) or single person (ninja) that is trained in the martial arts. They are the coolest thing on the planet and live in competition with pirates.

Ninjas are so cool that I flipped out, kicked my mom in the face and crapped my pants all in one motion.

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Dork It Up

To interject a non-nerdy conversation with really nerdy comment thus distupting the conversation.

The nerdy comment may/may not come from someone who is not contributing anything to the conversation.

Bob: Wow Spiderman II was really bad.

Nerd 1: Did you know tritium is an isotope of hydrogen?

Bob: Why you gotta dork it up for everything, Nerd?!

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that fucking guy

A term used to describe a 3rd person when reminiscing on a dumb act they performed or a stupid action they did at one time.
synonymous with this fucking guy

Bob: Did I tell you about what Joe did? That fucking guy, he used the scope on his pellet rifle to look at girls in the adjacent apartment. Then the cops come knocking on his door looking for him.

Tom: What a dumbass, that fucking guy needs his balls removed so he won't ever have kids.

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Circle Derp

The act of a mouth-breathing troll using their own alternate account(s) to agree with their own wharrgarbl or derp.

User 1: Libtards are afraid of Sarah Palin because she's smart.

User 2 (User 1's alt): Woah, did I say afraid of? I meant scared of.

User 3: Looks like we have a circle derp.

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Intelligent Design

A whole-baked idea that the right wing is using to devalue the teachings of the theory of evolution in public schools. What this concept is devoid of is that it cannot be proved nor disproved, unlike evolution which is a theory but has evidence. Stuff that cannot be proven and has no evidence should not be taught in public schools.

Intelligent Design is a right wing conspiracy that the moral majority is using to recruit more closed and easily persuaded minds.

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7-10 Split

Getting kicked in the balls!

Bob: Man what happened to you?

Jim: I tried to get that girls number and she gave me a 7-10 split

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