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The nick-name of The Daily Show's John Stewart.
Dad: John Daily is funny and smart.
Me: Its John Stewart but nevertheless, he is awesome.
14π 12π
Jumping through the hoops by putting up with bullshit.
Manager guy: I got a VP position at Wal-mart because I did a presentation on how the company is good for communities.
Man: I had to write a paper on feminism to pass my women's study class and graduate
Sometimes you've just gotta bite the bullshit
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Customer + Cunt = Cuntstomer. Describes retail customers who think you should wait on them hand and foot. Especially try to act like they know more than you when they ask you a question.
I told the cuntstomer we don't return Betamax players, especially ones without reciepts.
Circuit City has a lot of cuntstomers.
149π 18π
An amateur wrestling move created by multi-millionaire turned criminal John du Pont. It is executed in the down position by grabbing your opponents balls from behind.
John du Pont is a crazy mo fo who created the Foxcatcher Five.
40π 8π
Politically correct term for a homeless person. I.E. Bum
Frisco is chock full of urban outdoorsmen.
117π 12π
A Circuit City that is overrun with Indian people asking questions about rebates and sales.
Indian man - Excuse me do you work here?
CC Associate (in a red CC shirt) - No, I'm just employed here. They don't pay me enough to work.
57π 18π
A nick-name for the booty call that visited you last night.
Bryan: How was your Friday night?
Tom: The Pussy Fairy visited me.
Bryan: Nice.
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