Palin American

A pc way to call someone mentally challenged.

See: Retard

Person 1: "OMG, Bryan is such a retard"
Person 2: "Retard is such a strong word. Use 'Palin American' instead."

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John Daily

The nick-name of The Daily Show's John Stewart.

Dad: John Daily is funny and smart.

Me: Its John Stewart but nevertheless, he is awesome.

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Bite the Bullshit

Jumping through the hoops by putting up with bullshit.

Manager guy: I got a VP position at Wal-mart because I did a presentation on how the company is good for communities.

Man: I had to write a paper on feminism to pass my women's study class and graduate

Sometimes you've just gotta bite the bullshit

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cuntstomer

Customer + Cunt = Cuntstomer. Describes retail customers who think you should wait on them hand and foot. Especially try to act like they know more than you when they ask you a question.

I told the cuntstomer we don't return Betamax players, especially ones without reciepts.

Circuit City has a lot of cuntstomers.

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Foxcatcher five

An amateur wrestling move created by multi-millionaire turned criminal John du Pont. It is executed in the down position by grabbing your opponents balls from behind.

John du Pont is a crazy mo fo who created the Foxcatcher Five.

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urban outdoorsman

Politically correct term for a homeless person. I.E. Bum

Frisco is chock full of urban outdoorsmen.

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Difference Barrier

The politically correct aka pc term for a fence.

The United States needs to build a better difference barrier between itself and Mexico

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