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Benjamin Disraeli

Prime Minister of Britain 1874Ҁ“1880 and a novelist. Now you know who he is.

Benjamin Disraeli wrote some books and was the PM of Great Britain.

by Mistahtom January 12, 2006

79πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Circle Derp

The act of a mouth-breathing troll using their own alternate account(s) to agree with their own wharrgarbl or derp.

User 1: Libtards are afraid of Sarah Palin because she's smart.

User 2 (User 1's alt): Woah, did I say afraid of? I meant scared of.

User 3: Looks like we have a circle derp.

by Mistahtom March 27, 2010

23πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Badinkydink

A tiny behind. The lacking of a curvaceous rear-end. Also known as a flat-ass.

I can't get sprung lookin at dat badinkydink.

by Mistahtom August 8, 2005

66πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Portuguese Omlet

Its when a woman puts her legs behind her head and the man cracks an egg in a bowl with chopped up ham and chives and cheese, mixes it up and pours it into her ass. Then she squats over a hot griddle and shits the mix onto the griddle. The man cooks the mixture and eats it.

Dick and Jane made a Portuguese Omlet

by Mistahtom September 3, 2005

136πŸ‘ 107πŸ‘Ž


ninjas

A group (ninjas) or single person (ninja) that is trained in the martial arts. They are the coolest thing on the planet and live in competition with pirates.

Ninjas are so cool that I flipped out, kicked my mom in the face and crapped my pants all in one motion.

by Mistahtom November 2, 2005

449πŸ‘ 203πŸ‘Ž


Dork It Up

To interject a non-nerdy conversation with really nerdy comment thus distupting the conversation.

The nerdy comment may/may not come from someone who is not contributing anything to the conversation.

Bob: Wow Spiderman II was really bad.

Nerd 1: Did you know tritium is an isotope of hydrogen?

Bob: Why you gotta dork it up for everything, Nerd?!

by Mistahtom July 22, 2006

11πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


get off the short bus

an expression used to tell someone to stop acting like such a retard or to pay attention.

Person 1 (usually from a bible belt state): "Hey man, I think intelligent design is good theory."

Person 2 (not from a bible belt state): "Man get off the short bus."

by Mistahtom July 17, 2006

41πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž