wisdom tuft

(n) A small collection of facial hair grown in the upper neck area a few inches in length, long enough to be braided.

Did you see Willy? That dude’s wisdom tuft was LIT.

Spankline

noun A euphemism for a phone-sex number; a number which can be reached via telephone in order to engage someone, usually a female, in sexual verbal conversation. Made famous by Sammy Hagar on the Van Halen song “Spanked.”

“All you bad, bad boys…call her up on the spankline!”
“Man, I blew a hole in my wall from the load I pumped out while on the spankline!”