orgasmatron

Hilarious electro song by Avenue D about a vibrator.

"Batteries included no assembly required
you can stick it in your booty when your pussy gets tired.
Orgasmatron, Orgasmatron,"

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Eproctophilia

Eproctophilia, or Fart fetishism, is the sexual attraction to human flatulence, mainly heterosexual males attracted to female flatulence. Fart fetishism is sometimes seen as a softer form of coprophilia.

See pornographic fart scenes by Sexy Miss Lizz a.k.a. pQueen of Farts.

See paraphilia

I'm going to fart on you since I have Eproctophilia.

Cool.

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305

305 is the area code for Miami, Homestead, Coral Gables, Key West and Southeastern Florida.
It also overlays with 786.

"Hey where you from?"

"I'm from the 305 baby ! Throw it up! 305 till I die!"

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Pronga

A mix of a prep and a chonga. Usually caught wearing white brazilian pants, a sequin belt, an XS Hollister polo, and a fake Coach bag from the island stands in the mall, the fleamarket, or Payless.

Preppy Chonga = Pronga

Term created by Melissa, leader of LAC.

"YoOo0oOo0 yoO LuK pr3pii!YoO @ Pronga ?"

"ii'M @ pr3p$teR n0OooW! I luuB P@ri$z HiiLt()n & P@niiC @ dA Diii$c()! ! EbEnq mAh m()m $aiiD ii L0oK pR3pPii ! :D"

"iiqHt L3t$z` g() b3@t $uM h03``sZ uP && $m0K3 wUn"

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guillermo

A Mexican name
sometimes Ecuadorian or Honduran.

"Hola chamita mi nombre es Guillermo!"

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Siderodromophilia

Sexual arousal from riding in trains.

See paraphilia.

Siderodromophilia is a bizarre sexual practice.

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Allapattah

Allapattah is the "Dominican Hood" part of Miami, FL, and it is in Miami Dade County.
Mostly gangsters and chongas reside in Allapattah, and most people are scared to go.

"Hey where's your new chain ?"
"They jacked that shit down in Allapattah"
"Why the hell where you there ?! Are you on crack ?!"

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