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Rep. an amazing central american country. It's people are amazingly generous and nice. The senery is breathtaking. To be a Honduran is a great thing. The culture is somthing that cannot be beat, and the food, is to die for. Honduras it self is a incredible country. And to rep it is somthing in its own class.
Fernando- "So what are you, Puetro Rican?"
Pedro- "No I'm Honduran"
Fernando- "Mi Vato !!!"
Pedro- "Claro xD"
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Honduras are the most elite Central Americans derived straight from the trenches of Honduras. Bad ass motherfuckers, funny as fuck.
Person1: Did you see gorgeous man?
Person2: oh that must be a Honduran
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An orgy with a noticeably pregnant women holding an infant.
Did you see the Honduran Caravan on phub? No dude because im not fucked up.
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The act of turning a woman upside down, torching her pubes, and then fucking her with an ice-dildo in order to put out the flames.
This act takes some preperation. The woman must let her pubic hair grow to a considerable length. The act is as follows: The man turns the woman on her head, propping her feet against the wall. He then lights her pubic hair on fire. To set the fire out, he must fuck her with an ice dildo. The melting of the ice, with the water then flowing down her will subsequently quench the flames (due to her being upside down). AKA The Sherlock Holmes, only when the fire is started outside using sunlight and a magnifying glass.
Jane, John's girlfriend, surprised him on his birthday with a delicious Duck dinner. At the end of the meal, she dropped her pants and fulfilled his greatest fantasy by presenting him with her over-grown pubic hair and quickly demanding that he use the candle from the dinner to perform upon her the Honduran Torch.
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A Honduran Hailstorm is the act of ejaculating out of a flying plane and into the airstream.
Downtown LA was hit with a Honduran Hailstorm today after a bunch of frat boys decided to rent a Cessna. There were two fatalities.
loud; gossipy but fun; a drunk but will only judge every other girls drunkenness; went to college in Boston, Miami, New Orleans or Houston; stuck up; learns to smoke cigarettes at age 5 while lighting fireworks at Christmas; prefers to lose her virginity in a car so that no one finds out; will spend more money on their hair and nails for a wedding than on the wedding present (to get your hair and nails done in Honduras it's about $30), shows up 2 hours late to everything, cannot speak Spanish or English properly so instead she uses both
That girl wore a $5000 dress to my wedding and had perfect hair and nails but she didn't even give a present... Typical Honduran girl
(Honduran Girl) I am going to school at Bunker Hill Community College so I can be with the same people I've been with my entire life and they know my family has money. It doesn't matter that I could go to a really awesome university elsewhere
(Honduran Girl) Me voy a Miami so we can go shopping.
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Honduran man are 100% faithful, know how to love a woman and are lovers of travel and exploring the world.
I’ve never met a cheating Honduran man. (It’s rare) doesn’t happen because most Honduran men have a tendency to love and care for their family extremely well.
Honduran man have good and (Big Dicks) most are skinny man but don’t let that deceive you, they are packing inside their pants. Most Honduran men don’t talk about it they just have it, it’s their little secret.
Honduran man are extremely good at sex, no woman will ever complain about their ability to satisfy them.
Ultimately it’s very recommended to date a Honduran, they love to have fun, dance, play sports and love the beach and good vibes.
Hondurans have an amazing and charming personality.
Ladies, date a Honduran man!!!
Honduran men
A man of culture power and respect.
A Honduran man is great at sex, it defines them 100%
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