blast a grantham

To interrupt a heated argument by standing up, apologizing, and vomiting blood on everyone within a six-foot radius.

It seemed like the argument at dinner about the future of the hospital would never end, but then father stood up to blast a grantham all over the roast mutton.

bumbersailing

Rollerblading, using an umbrella (also known as a bumbershoot) as a sail.

The wind was perfect for kite flying and bumbersailing along the riverwalk.

antsat

Acronym for “Always nice to see a turtle”. Can also be used for a tortoise.

“Hey Paul, check out this little turtle!”
“ANTSAT”

Cupertino cuckoo-clock

When the iPhone of everyone within earshot goes off with an alert or meeting invitation at the same time.

Our VP set off a Cupertino cuckoo-clock when he invited our department to the non-denominational seasonal party.

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