felony mobile

A vehicle which, based on its body style, paint, and rims, may be, or may have been used in the commission of a felony.

"Wow! Look at that '87 Monte Carlo SS. With that rusty grey primer all over it, and the 24 inch rims that probably cost more than the car itself, it HAS to be a felony mobile."

"I'm pretty sure that the house on the corner is a drug house. They have felony mobiles driving in and out at all hours of the day. Imapalas, Caprices, Monte Carlos, what more evidence do you need?"

3👍 1👎

domination line

The line where your perfectly, freshly-cut grass meets your neighbors unkempt lawn. This line is one of many metrics used to determine which neighborhood dad has a better lawncare routine.

I spent an extra twenty minutes cutting the grass today to make sure that the domination line was perfect so that there will be no question about whose lawn is better.