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My Snackrifice

When the snack you have chosen to enjoy next to your partner does not look or smell good to them and you put it back in favor of a not-so-offputting snack choice.

Person 1 - "Eww, babe that snack stinks...it's making me feel sick!"

Person 2 - *Singing in the style of Creed's "My Sacrifice"* " No problem babe, it's My Snackrifice!"

by Misterchrister December 28, 2023


My Snackrifice

When you get a snack that your significant other does not like the look or smell of, so you put it back and get a different and not-so-offputting snack to enjoy in their company.

Person 1 - "Eww, that really stinks babe, it's making me sick to my stomach!"

Person 2 - "No problem babe, *gets up and goes to get something else and sings to Creed's My Sacrifice* - It's my Snackrifice!"

by Misterchrister December 28, 2023


My Snackrifice

When you get a snack that your significant other does not like the look or smell of, so you put it back and get a different and not-so-offputting snack to enjoy in their company.

Person 1 - "Eww, that really stinks babe, it's making me sick to my stomach!"

Person 2 - "No problem babe, (*sings to Creed's My Sacrifice* - It's my Snackrifice!"

by Misterchrister December 28, 2023


Booby Hatch

When you are of ample bosom and decide to use the cleavagey warmth to hatch chicken eggs into booby-incubated chicks.

Hey, I see you're selling chicks - do you use an incubator?

Nope, I use the Booby Hatch method!

by Misterchrister February 5, 2021

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