webspeak

IN PROPER ENGLISH:

The official language for prepubesent morons. When somebody types,"u r jus a fag so jus jut up foo," contrary to "You're just a homosexual, so shut up fool!" Almost always lacking punctuation/commas. Some outgrow this as late as 16, when in rare cases people outgrow it as early as 11-12, like I have. If you want some better examples, go to www.weeworld.com. There are tons of stupid people there. Simple and easy to type words such as "too" and "you're", are translated into "2" and "ur or yoor."

Actual messege somebody ent me on weeworld:

u got som probs k u gay dog i doent talk to gays ok

Another example:

u the heck r u? and u know wat, freaker? i can send chain mail if i want 2 so stop talking 2 me!


Webspeak is annoying! These are the people that make me feel so inteligent!

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Pivot wrist

When your wrist gets a severe cramp from trying to make animations on "Pivot Stick Figure animator" with your laptop's trackpad. Buy a mouse!

Dad: Hey son, wanna play catch?
Son: Uh, no thanks. I got pivot wrist because you were to cheap to buy me a mouse. Great job dad.
Dad: Umm...

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