Literally full of shit

When your digestive system is backed up to the point where the majority of it is filled with partially-to-fully digested food.

God, I'm so constipated, I'm literally full of shit.

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Kriff

A "swear word" used by characters in the Star Wars Expanded Universe
Usually used in real life by people too prudish to swear

What the kriff?!
Gosh kriffing darn it!

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Period cramps

The pain caused by the contractions the uterus undergoes during the menstrual period.

Males- while you may get unexplained erections on occasion, it is not comparable to period cramps. Period cramps are an experience (that often feels like death itself) that many women suffer through for several days each month.
Keep this in mind for future endeavors.

While undergoing period cramps, Susan was unable to move from her bed because the pain she felt was debilitating.

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