beautard

A beautiful retard.

Wow she is such a beautard.

garbeboes

Nathan's special chex mix.

"Olivia put my garbeboes down"

slurp

The act of consuming an alcoholic beverage with the goal of becoming intoxicated.

"Pass me some slurp"
"Where we slurping tonight boys"

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Equilibriated

When you are a perfect combination high and drunk but not fully crossed.

“Dude, Mitch was totally equilibriated last night. He wasn’t too high or drunk but a perfect combination”
“Fuck off im not crossed I’m equilibriated