cat shit

1. The feces of a cat
2. food that tastes really nasty.

1. Eww...there's cat shit in my garden!
2. What the hell is this? Liver and onions? I'm not eating this cat shit!

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mao mao mao

The sound a female cat in heat makes, to attract a male, or simply to piss her owners off.

Meomi was so horny the other night. She would pace about by the back door, going "Mao mao mao" really loudly. All the local tomcats were in our yard that night.

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hamster balls

Balls that are proportionally oversized, such as those of a male hamster.

While changing Baby's diaper, Ayumi exclaimed "Damn, kid, you got some crazy hamster balls!"

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cat face

A funny face (usually made by a cat) when something smells or seems unpleasant, such as wrinkling the nose.

Yoshi had garlic on his breath, so when he tried to kiss Kaori, she made a cat face.

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