OCD

Obsessive Compulsive Dump.

To feel the need to take a shit on anything or anyone that you dislike. Usually you will feel the need to describe the shit you will take on said object/person.

1: "I have OCD"
"Oh damn, dude" *walks away slowly*

2: "Christ, I would love to take a huge steamy dump all over this maths homework"

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Murk

Actually spelt 'Merc' but these idiots below me don't seem to realise that. Short for 'Mercenary' it means to destroy or to beat mercilessly

'Wow I murk'd him'
'Dude, it's merc'd, dumbass'

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