Douche Canoe

Someone who is being such an ass that they need to immediately leave your presence and float away forever like a canoe

Wyatt left you on read and hasn’t replied in over a week? What a douche canoe

goa

1. A part of India, once a popular vacationing spot.
2. A sub-type of trance music that originated from Goa (see above). It is characterized by it's psychedelic sounds.