Blanket face

Ones soft face with peach fuzz

Dads usually have blanket face

Poop chute

Another name for anus

I made my girls poop chute WIDE last night ;)

Gonked

V. The act of hitting someone and making them pass out.

Did you see how Tyler gonked Cody at the parking lot??

Cronked

V. To be drunk and/or high

Bruh I got sooooo cronked last night

Zonked

V. Another way to say one is tired and/or fall asleep fast.

Man I am so zonked

Boobilight

A light fixture that looks like a tit

“I told my son to stop sucking on the boobilight fixture in the bathroom”

Dick schtick

Ones sticky semen equivalent to Elmers glue

“Dude his dick schtick was all over me”