Trumped

When someone says something to end an argument that makes it sound like they win-- but actually makes no sense.

Dave: "Did you just eat my last cookie?"
Luke: "...No."
Dave: "Dude, you're totally chewing right now!"
Luke: "There isn't a cookie for anyone to chew! You're crazy."
Trev: "You just got trumped, man."

bangsty

Is when your want to bang causes extreme angst.

"Can you believe Edward moved to Europe to get away from Bella?"
"Yeah. He's just being bangsty."