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strawberry picking

To play with someone's nipples. Sometimes they may turn red like strawberries. Using your mouth and "tasting" is encouraged, just as one does when actually picking strawberries.

He stayed over last night and I let him do some strawberry picking.

by Mmmmmmh January 6, 2016

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illiterate

Used to describe the state of being smashed, hammered, drunk, shitfaced, wasted, sloshed, trashed, stupid, intoxicated, inebriated, tipsy, plastered, plowed, tanked or blacked.

In reference to the lack of full brain power once intoxicated. Reading takes focus. Figure it out.

Dude, he only got with her cause she was illiterate.

I've got two thirties; let's get illiterate.

Man, I was so illiterate last night I pissed the bed.

by Mmmmmmh November 23, 2009

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weird brag

in conversation, to say something, (usually unintentionally), which could be construed as arrogant or bragging. a listener would normally call out "weird brag" and raise their right arm, or just raise the arm without saying weird brag.

"i cooked dinner tonight without using a recipe"
-weird brag
"i went for a 4 mile run this morning"
-weird brag
"i got so many numbers last night"
-weirddd brag

by Mmmmmmh June 25, 2010

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Richy

Sexy, cute, handsome, hot, goodlooking

He hides his feelings by being rude/mean to you - he doesn't really mean it tho

At first, he's really hard to approach to but once you get to know him he's damn cute af (;

Once you are friendly with him, he will show his true self! An Otaku. Obsessed with anime (mostly ECCHI), he will talk about each anime he watched. If you are interested.
When he falls inlove, first he's really shy and doesn't know what to do as it is his first time dating a girl (CUTE OMFG *^*) when time passes and he gets used to you he will open more to you little by little.

Had that experience ~

Sexy, cute, hot, handsome, goodlooking

Bestfriend/boyfriend
Bestfriend
Mean/rude
Future husband
Future daddy

Richy is my bestfriend !! Now my boyfriend and soon my future husband ~

by Mmmmmmh April 7, 2016

8👍 5👎