it go mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Person 1: *is asleep*
Person 2: *Turns microwave on*
Microwave: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Person 1: WHAT THE ACTUAL F-
A microwave is an electronic device that spins a disk inside with food on it, while it does this it sounds as follows: "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPBEEEEEEEEEEEPBEEEEEEEPBEEEEP"
Some very wise words if I do say so myself.
My microwave has blown up!
Oh no! Is the food ok?
No, you dumbass.