cr-app

A software application that has little or no real value.

If you want to pop simulated bubble wrap on your itouch...there's a cr-app for that.

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art transplant

The act of moving an artist either willingly or unwillingly from one home or studio to another.

Pablo was three months behind on his rent and was forced to have an art transplant.

Twittiot savant

Someone who is expert or brilliant when Twittering in contrast with the individual's overall abilities.

It’s nearly impossible to get Brad’s attention when he is Twittering. He’s a real Twittiot savant.

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niteflix

Dreams so complex in plot and rich in production value that they seem like feature length films.

Wow! I had niteflix last night. The only thing missing were the end credits.

I wonder if Steven Spielberg has niteflix.

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Twittiot

A person who cannot stop Twittering.

Hey Twittiot!...Do you think you can put down that Blackberry long enough to talk to me in person?

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Textidriver

Any operator of a public transportation vehicle who endangers passengers by texting while driving.

News Report: “This just in … yet another bus driver lost control of the bus he was operating, plowing into the front of crowded mid-town restaurant. He was the third textidriver this month.”

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Same-sect marriage

The marriage of two people who share the same religious beliefs or practices.

The marriage was frowned upon by both sets of parents because of different religious beliefs. They would have preferred that it was a same-sect marriage

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