Who you become when you leave an especially heroic turd down someone elses toilet. It won't flush, so you vanish into the night. A daring escape.
"Urgh! Which of you is the Scarlet Poopernel!? Learn to flush!"
Erect nipples due to extreme cold in any given office environment. Usually the fault of busted air-con.
"Turn that air-con down before I catch Moscow Nipple."
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Kids bob for apples at kids parties.
Adult females bob for meat at adult parties.
And by "bob for meat" we mean "give head"
"She's hot, I wonder if she's up for some meat bobbing?"
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