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Coffee Pots

Coffee Pots: three coworkers who devote their breaks and lunch to discussing sports and politics over coffee.

Skip: The Coffee Pots are hogging the round table in the break room again! Always talking sports and politics.

Tracy: They drank all the Coffee too!

by Moblspank July 6, 2024

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F.A.P.

F.A.P. is acronym for Fraud and Poser, basically a phony.

"Hey Alex, did you hear about Meeks? Last night he beat up three guys at the bar and walked out with a 10-point babe!"

"How'd you hear about this?"

"Meeks told me about it "

Meeks is a F.A.P. He didn't do any of that. He was at his part-time job at Starship cleaning video screening booths. F.A.P.!"

by Moblspank March 26, 2022

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Kickin' it Malone style

Kickin' it Malone style: being on top of one's game, having it together, cool under fire.

Dude one: Hey man, what's going on?

Dude two: I'm just out here Kickin' it Malone style.

by Moblspank October 3, 2023

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Falcon-Dawg

1. Falcon-Dawg: a member of an Atlanta area sports fan group, the Falcon-Dawgs known for taking over whatever venue they inhabit.

2. Falcon-Dawg: a hot dog sized piece of shit that flies through the air.

1. The Falcon-Dawgs just arrived. It won't be long til the cops are here

2. At the campsite Gerald dropped his pants, bent over and grabbed his ankles, then sent a Falcon-Dawg flying into my tent!

by Moblspank September 29, 2023

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BraveEagleDawg

BraveEagleDawg: the greatest sports fan to ever live who came into being in 2021, the year the Atlanta Braves won the World Series, Collins Hill Eagles won the Georgia High School football state championship in the largest classification, and the Georgia Bulldogs won the College Football Championship.

Fan Boy 1: What's up with Martin? He ignored me when I called out his name at Mall of Georgia.

Fan Boy 2: He legally changed his name to BraveEagleDawg after all three of his teams won titles in the same year. He won't answer to any other name.

Fan Boy 1: BraveEagleDawg.

Fan Boy 2: Yep. That's him. Martin is no more.

by Moblspank November 2, 2023

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