Touch Blind

A person who can't identify basic objects by touch, is touch blind. Their fingers simply cannot touch and recognize, especially in the dark. The result is awkward situations in the bedroom.

Randy is Touch Blind. The last time Randy was in a dark room, he placed his micropenis in some dude's ear, which gave the guy an earful of jizz and a horrible ear infection!

Nelson is also Touch Blind. While on a date with Brenda and fumbling around for a few minutes, Nelson accidental entered through the backdoor prompting Brenda to propose marriage.

hole pic

A hole pic is a selfie of your asshole. Frequently used on gay and bisexual hook-up sites.

OH MY GOD! Selfies and dick pics are so yesterday. Who does those anymore?

Come on Brenda, get on your knees and help me take a hole pic.

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Rageddy Ann

Rageddy Ann is a woman who gets unusually horny and wants sex when she’s on her period or as some say, on the rag. Hence, the name RAGeddy Ann.

Menstruation is a time when some women are at their horniest since their hormones are absolutely raging.

While some men think that a woman’s period means that her vagina is closed for maintenance, some men rejoice at riding the crimson tide.

Becky, otherwise known as Rageddy Ann, came over Sunday night cause she was on her period and horny as hell.

She wouldn’t take no for an answer, so I took out my grandfather’s incontinence disposable bed sheets and got down to business.

It was bloody amazing!