Nirvana Girls

A girl that wears over-sized Nirvana graphic tees without listening to a single album or song of Nirvana’s. When questioned about their shirt they usually reply that they either “liked the design” or “love them but can’t remember a single lyric or song title.” Nirvana girls are the beginning of a clueless movement of young millennials and teens that spend hundreds of dollars on artists and films that they’ve never heard or seen and therefore do not understand. The Nirvana Girls movement has all of the trademarks of a consumeristic cult that’s bent on aggravating and instilling violent feelings in true Nirvana fans that have been disciples of their music.

How was your trip to Los Angeles?

Okay, there was something weird about 8 out of 10 girls I saw at Venice Beach, however.

What’s that?

They were all wearing the same Nirvana graphic tee.

Oh, those are Nirvana Girls, it’s a growing movement that’s bent on ridiculing Nirvanas fan-base.