Dickstache

A fake mustache drawn of the head of your penis as a means to enhance your love life.

Knowing she came from a Third World nation, I decided to surprise her with a nicely drawn Dickstache.

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AIG

To be had; to be ripped off under the false pretense of financial hardship; to be flim flammed, taken for a fool.

She led me to believe she needed financial help, only to turn around and buy a brand new Prada bag. I was AIGed.

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Stegma

Penile notoriety stemming from a chronical case of smegma.

Time after time, his lovers complained about his unwashed, smelly penis, and the word got around. He accepted his stegma with unrepentant shame.

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Gigafart

A tremendously potent fart that can both ruin a social gathering and become the focal conversational point for ages.

We'll never know whether it was planned or not. Fact is he released a gigafart and got everyone running!

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Tigerwood

A nonstop 24/7 media barrage of destructive news about your personal life that brings a prominent career into a screeching halt.

Riding high his brilliant career, the unraveling of a sexual indiscretion was the tigerwood that made him choose obscurity over fame. It was a hard lesson indeed.

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Nobelprize

To bestow an award on someone whose behavior stands in clear, complete and irreconcilliable contradiction with that for which said award is earned.

Everyone knew the politician was a skirt chaser and yet he was nobelprized with an Exemplary Morals award by the local church.

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Spankatrix

A female who's not quite into S&M but enjoys giving her lover a few slaps on his butt.

It started as a game, but she quickly became a Spankatrix. My ass was sore.

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