Cresturesy

An attempt at typing the word "creatures" but the typer is high asf and can't type.

"Did you see those dolphins? Such majestic cresturesy."

Flirsty

A cross between the words "flirty" and "thirsty."
Someone who is constantly hitting on, flirting with, or otherwise exhibiting horny and flirtatious behavior towards others.

Coworker 1: "What are you having for lunch?"
Coworker 2: "I'm looking at it ;)"
Coworker 1: "Ugh, flirsty ass"

Maegan

Police force term for a loose or easy coworker.

It is also used to describe a female officer who ends your career.

Maegans will put the "serve" in "serve and protect."

"Attention all units, a woman's screams were heard at 16th and Elm streets... Wait, disregard. That's just a Maegan getting railed in her squad car"

"Maegan took my cock, then the captain took my glock."