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George to Jack:"Trust me Jack, you don't want to be the caboose on Engine 69."
Synonym for a penis that is in between the phase"erect" and "hanging". It is hard but does not stand up.
"Dude stop flopping your bloated sausage everywhere!"
"Fuck you, why don't you come suck on it!!!"
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An individual who has partaken in illegal activities involving narcotics (specifically crack). A common sight in urban environments, crackheads are identifiable by their poor hygiene and excessive profanity in public. While irritable by nature, crackheads are very much so skittish, becoming quite agitated at signs of authority figures. Crackheads can be found travelling alone or in groups, though depending on which their behavior varies. While solitary and shy when by themselves, when they are in the company of another crackhead, they become quite boisterous and obnoxious, discussing pointless subjects in an unreasonably loud and profane manner. Crackheads can most commonly be found in areas that offer goods or services for cheap, as most of their welfare check is used to get their next score. These areas include, but are not limited to: Walmart, gas stations, the public bus, and McDonalds. It is currently believed that crackheads are a less-developed relative of the crackfiend.
**NOTE**
While not inherently aggressive, it is still not advised to make direct contact with crackheads, as they can easily be aggravated to profane swearing and talking about how people don't know the "struggle" like they do. If forced to confront one, avoid direct eye contact, and quickly find a way to break interaction. Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to converse with them, as they take this as a sign of invitation to relentlessly pester you with nonsensical issues.
I was leading an expedition through Walmart when I accidentally stumbled upon a pack of crackheads. Fortunately, I was able to steer clear and lead my group to safety at the checkout isle.
Formally known as a purse dog, this is an especially annoying breed of Chihuahua (Mexican Rat). It has an extremely annoying bark and tiny ass body. It will bark for the hell of it and will drive you fucking insane. Their very presence will make you want to pick up their bitch-ass and drop-kick them right over the fence. Basically, it is a hell spawn.
Greg to Bob: "There goes Tina and her drop-kick chihuahua. That thing drives me insane!"
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An adjective that translates as "fucking enormous". Can be used as a positive or negative.
Positive:"Why is it that almost every basketball player is fucknormous?"
Negative:"You are a fucknormous asswipe, you know that?"