Loofer

Someone who eats too much fucking garlic bread

STOP EATING THE FUCKING GARLIC BREAD, YOU LOOFER!

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schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick

“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy

YATE

It can be a certain way that people pronounce yeet.Some fucking weirdos use it instead of yote. It’s just a random word that really, isn’t even a frickin thing but I am writing this anyway. I hope you’re having a great day! :D

He gracefully yated the brick at Paddy Gregory. He was not having a good day but I hope you are.

17 November

International smack the homies day. On this day, go up to your best homie and give him a passionate smack on the ass

“Hey my sexy boy, it’s 17 November, you know what that means?”

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