drunk card

being justified the next morning after doing something stupid while under the influence of alcohol.

Mike: Did you smash Vinny last night?

Angelina: i would never touch him but since i was drunk unfortunately he got it in

Mo: that bitch need to stop playing the drunk card

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freshman bagger

when a junior or a senior in high school uses his upperclassman status to try and get freshman chicks

man you know that kid Omar, he's a freshman bagger

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