sondom

a specialized condom, used to prevent STD's (Shoe transmitted diseases), that is basically a rolled up sock

wow, it's a good thing i wore a sondom, i almost got VSR... viral sneaker rash

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public pubes

Those nasty mystery pubes that you can find on public toilet seats.

Dude, i was just in the bathroom and someone left some public pubes on the seat... i almost sat on them !! !! !!