Retard

Someone with a mental disability.

Someone that has no common sense and/or does not think of of the consequences of their actions.

1. Guy 1: Dude, how cool would it be if someone jumped from the top of your roof into your pool?
Guy 2: OMG, im gunna do that.
Guy 1: no way, thats like a 30 foot gap!
Guy 2: I dont care, im gunna do it!
*jumps from roof, hits legs on edge of pool and breaks legs*
Guy 1: What a retard
2. YOU.

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Polar Bear

1. The coolest bear there is! Polar bears are the only bears that look like snow, they're all camouflaged and shit!

2. To describe a person with good hiding skills.

2. (two kids playing hide and seek)
Guy 1: Dude, where were you. your like a polar bear I look for you for an hour.
Guy 2: Im not gunna tell you my hiding spot!

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