Willy's willy

A Willy's willy is a small stick in Willy's pants. He is commonly known as lilleluren and is known for a life without pussy.

Oh no Willy's willy is lies and tosses!

Chair man

A Chair man likes to be sat on. He also has an 11-inch penis that goes inside you when you sit on him.
He likes to have children on him and is the father of 105 babies.

The Chair man wants you to sit on him.
Stop acting like the Chair man.