faff-handed

The inability to get your hands to do something, whether due tiredness, drink or other reason.

"Come pick your cuppa off the side, seriously, im so faff-handed whilst im waking up, im liable to drop it"

"you faff-handed cockwomble, what did you do that for? go pick it up.."

arrse

Army Rumour Service website

ARRSE : where the British Army comes to escape the reality of WAAH.

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Plebastic

Plebastic (Pleb-ass-tic)

An East Anglian originated word

A combination of Pleb and Spastic,

A derogatory term for someone who annoys you. Often used in conjuntion with other descriptive terms for a fuller more hard edged effect..

Did you see that Plebastic idiot who just cut me up?!! WTF!?!