lmgu

means "laughing my guts up"

You really need an example? lmgu

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Wendy's Hot and Juicy

1. In the carefree days of 1969, before political correctness reared its ugly head, marketing genius Dave Thomas founded the Wendy's hamburger chain, originally called "Wendy's Hot and Juicy". Dave's enterprise rode this monicker to national fame, but later changed the name to "Wendy's Old-Fashioned Hamburgers" for undisclosed reasons. Personally, I think it was a bad marketing decision. After all, doesn't "Wendy's Hot and Juicy" conjure up the quaint image of innocent little red-haired Wendy and her hot, juicy merchandise? I bet you're getting hungry just thinking about Wendy's Hot and Juicy.

2. Pussy. How some people get from hamburgers to pussy I'll never know. The world is full of sickos.

Let's go get some of Wendy's Hot and Juicy!

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frigomatic

So technologically advanced that you can't figure out how to use it.

This frigomatic ATM won't give me my money! I'm going inside!

near blizzard-like conditions

Buzz word for any amount of snow.

One flake of snow fell on Concord NH today. Better stock up on the essentials, cuz it's NEAR BLIZZARD-LIKE CONDITIONS...

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grungy

Dirty. But not just dirty. Army boot dirty. Men's room floor dirty.

Geez, that tee is fuckin' grungy. Don't wash it, just burn it.

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