Shartzy

1.An adjective describing a person who tries to be inspirational during what is suppose to be a motivational hockey speech but they clearly fail.

1. A typical shartzy speech would play out like this:

"Iight niggaz dis team we playin against iz mad ugly, son. Look at doz' fans homes, dey aint got shit on us. Dis team iz EZ and knock some heads on der ass, ya dig?"

2.Person 1:Yo dude did you hear that speech in the huddle?

Person 2: Yeah dude, I was sooooooooo inspired

Person 3: Dude, thay speech was mad shartzy!

Abercrombie and Fitcher

A hockey player who tends to be a tad bit overweight. The person typically has a name similar to Fitch, for example, Fisher. Abercrombie and Fitcher's are good at the sport and are particularly well-liked by their teammates.

Hey, Abercrombie and Fitcher!

What?
You're fat.

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