Viagraphy

The flirtatious exploits of a modern-day Casanova captured in a biographical genre.

Given his prowess at seducing ladies and his many nocturnal escapades, the viagraphy of Jack looked like it would be a bestseller.

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Galbum

A girl's album on Flickr. Also, any other kind of collection (e.g. bookmarks, playlists etc) by a girl.

She uploaded all her pictures to create a galbum on Flickr.

Officesick

The equivalent of 'homesick' except that it refers to missing an office that you were recently a part of, or spent a long time in.

Having moved to another role that required him to relocate, Michael didn't realise he'd miss his former colleagues and be as officesick as he was.

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Webmistress

A wife who loses her husband's attention and love to the more seductive Internet.

After Jack began spending more time on status updates and tweets, his wife realized she'd become a webmistress.

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Twitterage

Mass anger and hysteria that follows any failure on the part of Twitter. Also associated with disproportionate public expression of any online behavior.

When Twitter went down because some hackers compromised its DNS records, thousands of its members had a twitterage.

Fryday

The hottest day of the week at work when your boss floods your inbox with last-minute assignments so that your weekend is ruined.

My boss tried to ruin my weekend by piling on work last Fryday - but I made sure I wrapped it all up in time.

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Weakday

A weekday that results in very poor business for cinema halls, pubs etc who then end up waiting for more customers on weekends.

Last Wednesday was a weakday because there were only seven people in the movie hall watching the latest Potter film.

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