fwittering

verb; describes the act of frittering away valuable time between Facebook and Twitter by posting status updates or tweets on both.

With a status update and a tweet every five minutes, he spent all of Friday afternoon, fwittering away time, instead of completing his project.

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Fwitter

A fake or secret Twitter account

I saw it on her Fwitter
Is it on her Finsta? No it’s on her Fwitter

Fwitter

A fake Twitter acount, made to follow a real Tweet to make it jump in ranking. Pronounced "fitte:r".

- Did you hear about Joe? He went from 15 followers to 5k in just a couple of days!
- Well, they're all fwitters so who cares? Joe's a douchebag anyway.

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