Gungle

When your son walks in on you beating your wife with your sons favourite action figure(Oliver the toothpaste), and your son starts stabbing the neighbours dog with an odd shaped avocado for revenge.

Hey honey did you see that gungle, oh wait I forgot I beat you to death.

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Peen steen

When you dip your mastodon sized pecker in liquid and it stains the foreskin

Oh no oh fuck oh shit I get a peen steen, my mom won’t be too happy with me