Barnacle Farting is an act of getting so pissed off that you uncontrollably empty bucket loads of jizz out of your nards
Fuck dude Iâm sorry I just barnacle farted all over your room, I was on a 7 kill streak in cod
When you dip your mastodon sized pecker in liquid and it stains the foreskin
Oh no oh fuck oh shit I get a peen steen, my mom wonât be too happy with me
When your son walks in on you beating your wife with your sons favourite action figure(Oliver the toothpaste), and your son starts stabbing the neighbours dog with an odd shaped avocado for revenge.
Hey honey did you see that gungle, oh wait I forgot I beat you to death.
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