Molbo

Molbo is heirarch and current leader of the all powerful Orange Legal Council. He may bless humans with scrumptious and bountiful Squeege, as told by Molbo, whether that be death squeege or life squeege, if he so chooses. As heirarch of the council he is ordained the final say in all legal matters. May he be praised, lest ye be brimming (with death squeege).

Have you praised Molbo today?

Dont forget your daily Molbo squeege tithes!
Oh boy, Molbo sure is great.

Orange Legal Council

The creators of all, and eventual destroyers of all, the Orange Legal Council has dominion over every aspect of reality. To name a few of its all-powerful members, Molbo (heirarch of the council), Golbo, and Macho Naranja. These beings, known as the Plutargans, bring the amazing blessing of Squeege, as told by Molbo, to the humans. May they accept this gracious gift, and join the Council, commonly known as the OLC, lest they perish, being filled until brimming, in the squeegepocalypse.

The Orange Legal Council is the best!

Wow, I really love the Orange Legal Council and their blessed Squeege!

Squeege

The succulent, everlasting, and infallible substance only able to be acquired from the Orange Legal Council TM. There is life squeege, death squeege, and squeege squeege. Accept the squeege.

You must accept the squeege!
Have you heard of the council and their squeege?
Squeege is the best thing ever!