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Where you poke open your testicles via toothpick and let the inner contents bleed out, and then pee back into the ballsack
It is rumored that Kyle Rittenhouse shot up some black guys. He did, however he killed them by making them do this new procedure called The Burkina Fason Pokey Pokey.
when you get locked up for 2 months and suddenly disappear and come back emo
OMG this girl is such a prison monkey, only a trevuwu would want her
when you fap via putting a toothpick up the hole in your penis and scraping the inside of the penis until it orgasms with blood ushering out of the tip
Calyssa, ignore my pants, as I happened to pull off a Moldovan Worm without dying.
a guy who likes getting sucked off on the beach by some flat asian
OMG this guy is being such a dillon
The toothpick up the penis, wait till it bleeds tape closed the tip, and let the blood flow out like an orgasm
The Classic Moldovan Worm is a tactic often used by Moldovan KGB officials to get cum samples from BeastChild
When you have an erection, you bend the hard penis like you are cracking a glowstick to make it glow
TIM's Oh so ever HAIRy penis experienced first taste of The Classic Belorussian Bender
A self-revolution where one reaches nirvana in the masturbation realm, by singling one single GYATTTTT to fap to.
It took me 14 months to complete the fappening, and I feel like a new man in my head, and while I'm getting head.