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street-command

Exceptional driving ability. The ability to navigate high traffic situations with haste. The ability to successfully drive to a destination while being intoxicated without being pulled over by a law enforcement agency, crashing the vehicle, or injuring anyone.

I can't believe you made it home from the LAX strip club to the Valley during rush hour in 25 minutes. You demonstrated excellent street-command.

I just butt chugged a bottle of Goldschlager. I'm going to need some serious street-command to get home in one piece.

by Mollusks March 25, 2013


Beibtard

One who follows and adores famed singer Justin Beiber to the point of mild or severe retardation.

I can't go to the strip club tonight because Justin Beiber is playing a show and my girlfriend is a total beibtard.

by Mollusks March 25, 2013