Toothpimp

A dentist. A toothpimp runs a dentistry office and gets paid a huge salary but doesn't do any work himself. He has bitches (dental hygienists) do all of his dirty work while he sits on his ass and makes bank.

I went to the toothpimp's office the other day to get my teeth cleaned. A dental hygienist was in there for 45 minutes. Then the toothpimp wandered in at the end for 30 seconds to "check everything out." Man does none of the work, gets all the profit. Shit.

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White water rafter

A sexual act in which Person #1 defecates as Person #2 ejaculates onto the exiting fecal matter.

Yesterday I asked Michelle if I could give her a white water rafter, but she's not into scat.

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