She a drug but you canât pop her. Only lil bird can!!!
Tyga: âIâve been searching everywhere and I canât seem to find Mollyâ
Guy: âthatâs because Blake already has herâ
Future: âPercocet Molly Percocet.â
Mollyperc: âIâm a drug but you canât pop me!lâ
The best sound cloud rapper. Would rather rap about killing people and spongebob than rap about fucking hoes. Also the best boyfriend ever and doesnât have hoes. :)
Girl: âhis girlfriend is so lucky. I wish I could be sandy cheeks. I wanna sit on lilbirds lap.â
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What I say to my boyfriend early in the morning when I want to fuck.
Me: âBlakey wakeyâ
Blake: *wakes up*
Me: ânow that youâre up you can see some cakeyâ
Wants to fuck you in the circle k parking lot but canât afford a mcchicken.
Friend 1: âare you talking to hunter?â
Friend 2: âI think so. Why?â
Friend 1: âbecause weâre datingâ
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The best boyfriend ever. Will always choose you over his nic stick and will make you a priority. He is the cutest and will be your whole world. He likes Pokémon cards and itâs lowkey the cutest thing ever. Heâs the sweetest guy ever and always knows how to make you smile. He makes you the happiest girl ever. If you find a Blake never let him go. You will be together forever. I pinky swear. Make sure to thank god for him every day because he will be the best thing to ever happen to you.
Blake: âI love youâ
Me: âI love you mostâ
Blake: âI love you more than infinity to the infinite powerâ
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