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When a human takes themselves to the hairdresser they get a new "hair-do".... When a dog or cat goes to the bad ass Groomer Girl in the San Francisco Bay Area to get a Zebrazoodle "Fur-do" TransFURmation.... they are getting a new "Fur-do"!!
I just got my dog a new Fur-do TransFURmation into a Zebrazoodle!
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A Zebrazoodle is a transFURmation of any dog or cat that is creatively groomed into a zoo like animal giving them a new FUR-do design. Invented by a creative bad ass groomer girl in the San Francisco Bay Area! Groomed Pet+ Artistry+doodle+zoo animal= zoodle
example:
ZebraZoodle GiraffieZoodle
Wow! That Zebrazoodle dog bamboozled me! zebra dog giraffiedog groomer creative grooming
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Mammarazzi is a parent (usually the mom because they are the ones always left out of the pictures) who takes pictures of Every Single Thing their child does from their First poop and/or potty in the toilet, walk, scraped knee, coloring on the wall all they way up to their teens when that embarrasses the hell out of them especially in when their friends come over. They will do anything to get the perfect shot!
Mammarazzis also like to play "show and tell" of all those boring photo's taken.
Please excuse my mom she is a Mammarazzi! Just smile and she will leave soon!
Watch out, hurry up and duck, that Mammarazzi is coming!
That dam Mammarazzi get on my nerves! She is always blocking our view!
Usher...Please make that Mammarazzi sit down!
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Your getting ready to leave to a VERY IMPORTANT appointment and your running very late all you have to do is put the baby in the carseat and you"ll be ready to go. You go to reach for the baby and boy oh boy does he stink! You notice there is poop down his leg, up his back, on his hands, on the floor...POOP EVERYWHERE! EVEN ON YOU NOW! AHHHHHHHHH!! The more you attempt to remove his clothing the messier he gets, It is smearing EVERYWHERE! AHHHHH!!!
A disinfectant bath and a complete change of clothes is a MUST! Go ahead and throw ALL his clothes away, it truly IS that bad! HOLY CRAP, IT EVEN GOT ON HIS SHOES TOO! AHHHHHHH!!
Sorry I'm late we had a POOPTASTROPHE!
Sorry we did not make it, one word: POOPTASTROPHE!
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TransFURmation is the process of turning your beloved pet's FUR-do into a ZebraZoodle, TIGERZOODLE, GiraffieZoodle or any other zoo animal by an amazing bad ass Groomer Girl from the San Francisco Bay Area.
WOW!! That Dog is sporting a new Fur-do transFURmation as a Zebrazoodle!
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