Piss ribbon

A long thin ribbon of piss.

Father created a piss ribbon in my mouth.

Papa Watson

Daddy, lord, and grand overseer of animal science, a class devoted to failing tests and crying. The husband of Mama Mark, His sexy ass bitch.

PAPA WATSON!

Cough drop time

The most wonderful time of the year. The time for which cough drops are handed out and consumed rapidly.

Kid 1:It's cough drop time.
Kid 2:It's cough drop time.
Kid 3:I NEED SOME DAMN NICOTINE

Ladybug paste

A thin paste made by grinding ladybugs until they reach a thin watery consistency resembling that of Elmer's glue. It's the special ingredient in my 7 layer nacho dip.

Guy 1: What is this?

Guy 2: What is what?
Guy 1: At the bottom of the nacho dip?
Guy 2: Oh, that's my special ingredient, Ladybug paste.
Guy 1: I'm gonna fucking kill you!

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extendo fag

When you extend your pee pee to get that boi pooosay

Hey boy i'm about to extendo fag yo ass
Boy: YES MOMMY

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Roblox roleplayer

7-12 year old children who enjoy having fake sex talk with their roblox boy and girlfriend on games like "meep city", "city of robloxia", "wolves life" and "dragons life". Deserves to be murdered and gets angry and calls you noob if you call them out on it.

That kid is a total roblox roleplayer, they should be hung.

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Silly string fucker

A human who engages in sexual activity with wads of silly string.

Guy 1: Man Brady is such a juuling silly string fucker.

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