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n. The pungent smelling urine expelled after eating asparagus.
Post asparagus piss syndrome
Moses forgot what he ate for Dinner till 2 hours later when he unloaded a pint of ripe aspara-piss.
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When a prostitute jacks a John (customer) for his money and valuables while the John is naked with a full erection (wood).
Those HOs were lumberjacking every drunk College student at Spring Break.
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The unique pattern of fecal matter sticking to the bowl after a large bowel movement has been flushed.
(Often remaining after multiple flushes.)
Ronny was quite embarrassed when lepoard spotting his girlfriend's toilet after her Cinco de Mayo party.
v. having a bowel movement, the act of pinching off a turd
After chugging his cup of morning coffee, Teddy had to pinch one off.
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Taking a rather large bowel movement. Named after the manner in whick potters throw clay on their wheel.
After scarfing down a grande combination plate, Norman was really throwing clay in the restaurant bathroom.
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