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Internet Bitch

Someone who was spanked or humiliated in an online debate (especially over politics or religion) and who now follows the person that embarrassed them from thread to thread, posting about them, instead of the topic of the threads. When a person has an IB the polite thing to do is "Name" them after a breed of dog.

Bob: You destroyed Simms123 in that debate yesterday!

John: Yeah, now he's my internet bitch. He's posted about me in four different threads today.

Bob: What are you gonna name him?
John: Well he's an angry little bitch that's all bark and no muscle. So I went with Chihuahua.
Bob: Good choice. It suits him.

by Mongo1313 November 4, 2014


Kamakazee

Kamakazee (Not to be confused with a Kamikaze): 1. To destroy your credibility in a conversation (especially about politics) by saying something so absurdly stupid, it leaves no doubt that there are rocks smarter than you are. 2. To say something so stupid, it makes everyone nearby laugh at you.

I don't know who Kamakazee's more often, Michelle Bachmann or Joe Biden.

Ron Paul made a lot of sense in the debates but as usual, he Kamakazee'd so bad, the audience was laughing out loud.

Bill was trying to hit on that girl but Kamakazee'd because everyone busted up after they heard him tell her that he personally knew Selena Gomez and she was actually a man.

by Mongo1313 August 28, 2013

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Fundamentalist Atheist

An atheist who displays all of the irritating behaviours of a Fundamentalist Christian.

They tell Christians what they are "supposed" to believe in order to be Christian.
They judge everyone with differing beliefs as being inferior or less intelligent.
They try to convert others to their way of thinking.

They show complete disrespect and even insult those with differing beliefs, without provocation.

Bob is such a Fundamentalist Atheist. I told him I'm a Christian but I don't believe in hell and he started telling me how I'm not really a Christian. What a dick.

by Mongo1313 June 9, 2014

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