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HI my NAme isd Tohmoas tHE TANJK NEGINE THE THIRDF ANED i LIKE APPKLES AND BANANs.; I ATTEBND THE TRUNI ERRIST Y ORF FRIED MONGOLIAN JKEYBAORD MUNCHER PEOLPLE. MTY Nanmwe cCOLMESFROM MY M KOTHERSD FASOPRIUTE NSHOJW SDHJE WATCHEDS IN H#ER TDEATHBED TO PAASRT HWE LITTLE TIMKE SHE HAS LEFT ON P{:LANETD JEW (OUR PLANET). I KBNIOW YIOU OPUNY LITTLE HUYMANS DONT UNDERASTAND ME. EVEBN THJOUGH I AM INEPT, I CAN SDTILL LOVE, FEEL, CU M, SPUINK AND MOAST IMPORTTANTlAZY, JERK OFF TO CHINESE FArt pORN. MTY LITTLE FREINGEWS oFROM EARTH CALL ME STU PID . I DONT KNOW WEGHY THEY CALLK ME ASUCH OFFENSIVE$ THINWGS. IT RLEALLTY MAKES ME ANGRY. I DONT LIKER IT. EVEN T HOUGH MY LEFT LOBE DOESNT WORK PROPERLYl... IOT DOESNT MEAN I SHOULD BE SANFICTTIVED. EFVER SINCE MY STEP UNCLE RAPED ME IVE BANSIHED FROTM P<LANERT ERARTh, IVE VEEBN SHUNNED. AND THERE FORE IVE BEEN SENT TO PLANET JEW THROUGH HJEWSISH ORGINZATIONATIOSNS THAT MAKE JEQWISH SPACE LASER PROPOFGANZDA. YOU SRTUPI DPEOPLED DONT UNDERTAND THE BEAURTY OF BEIHNTG INEPTY. MY MOM DFIED AS IM TYPINIG THIAS. I AM INMEPTG And prioud.
ME: I IDENTRIFY AAS neuRologicalLY INept.
SRTUPID EARTH PEOP)OLE: EW HOW STUPOID AERE YOU.
MER: YOU PYUNY LITTLER HUIMNAN NEREVR UNDERT AND.
SRTUPI DEQART TY HPPEOPLE AGAIN: FUCK YOU.
ME: I WI)LL NITRF BE SANFCIIKTIFIERD. MY MOTHER DID NOT DIE FOR THIS ON HJER JEWISH OPKANET JEW BED WHNIKLE WATCHINGT THOMAS THE TAMPON AND JERKING OFF TO CHINESE MIDGET FART PORN.
PUNY LITTLWE HUMAN FOR THE THIRD TIME: OH IN UNDERTAnsd now mr jew, thank yoyu FOR RECTIFIIHG ME AND FEEDING ME DUNG BEETLES FOR BREAkfast LUNCH and DNINENR.
Mongolian Fishing Boots are only worn by the absolute finest uncle collectors, illegal bug fight hosts and participants, and for the people that reject Zara Employees and Tech Extremists. If you don't wear these with your best friend and you don't sneak rare fish into the Hawaiian island called "poopoo", you are failing in life.
Luca Maxim: "If you do not wear and/or make counterfeit Mongolian Fishing Boots, you are failing in life."
Some guy: "Oh shit I never knew that, thanks Luca Maxim!"
Luca Maxim: "Stream 'Do U Bleed At All?' 24/7 on Spotify for more secrets about how to live successfully."
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Flynn is a Non-Binary Zoy (zoggotoarian Boy) He has noragenitals, antennas, and only the Oy Vey Vey Oy people of Tampon Tim. Tim Walz. Nigger. I am gay.
Hey Flea Market Flynn! How much head have you given out this morning?
I'm Flea Market Flynn.
Hey Flea Market Flynn can you answer my question?
I'm Flea Market Flynn. I don't take questions. Only fentanyl.
Oh. Oy Vey!
Space laser may cum through head.
I am non binary demigender. Nigger People deserve to have their genitals chopped off.
Hello Flea Market Flynn.
I am Flea Market Flynn.
It means ancient fossilized dinosaur spunk in the ancient Pashto language. It is an extremely offensive Slang Term/Slur referring to the people group of Baghlan Province in Afghanistan. My borther from another mother, Harold Carson Sphinx tord me the tale of this, it was revealed to him in a wet dream.
Muhammad Mubarak-Al Kazir: Brozer, zer is teletubbyserum here!
Amir Bobarko Al-Zaid Hussein: Ah! No! Spunk! Durka-Durka!