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The state after being fucked so hard, a girl lays in bed motionless like a fossil afterward
Dude I fossilized Cindy so hard last night she couldn't get up for work this morning
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When someone has smoked too much weed and passes out for hours.
Man that bitch is fuckin' fossilized.
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Anything used to much due to sexual relations
Usually a guy
Author: uve just been fossilized loser
Fossilized person: shutup im not even a slut, leave me alone
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An illness depicted in the show Fullmetal Alchemist, in which the body of the infected person slowly turned to stone. Most medicine would not work to combat this disease, and the only cure for this illness was the fabled philosopher's stone.
Fossilitis
1. an old-fashioned person
2. an elderly person
Why do I have to listen to this old fossil?
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Verb: to defecate or take a shit; to poop
"Man, I just ate that taco bell, now I need to fossilize, on the real."
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To get/ be extremely drunk to the point where you will most likely have a hangover
Alternatively, it can be used to signify a feeling of extreme tiredness to the point where it feels like you could have a hangover
Alan: We're all getting totally fossiled tonight, wanna join? (extremely drunk)
or
Alan: I feel so fossiled, man. (tired/hungover)
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